Things I hate about Stripping as a stripper
Please don't assume this is a serious piece...it is not
Dancers who are chill with you until they see you make a little more money than them and suddenly they haven’t forgiven you for that thing that happened last week.
G-strings that are too much string and simple violen your pussy
When Men go on and on about how beautiful you are, how they would go to war for you, would do the craziest things to you if you went home with him but won’t give you $5
Seeing other strippers online complain about only making $1,500 USD…baby thats $3,000 NZD, your bad night is literally my dream
Having to pay taxes after already having over 50% of my money taken away from me. It’s literally soul crushing, I think strippers shouldn’t be taxed since we’re literally doing charity work
Men don’t like sheer maxi dresses so I have to be cold in Winter
I have to wear shoes to pole dance classes…like I get why but that means I have to take my heels home and back to work instead of leaving them in my locker and they are soo incredibly heavy I hate it.
Missing out on impromtu weekend plans because I send in my schedule early and not being able to pull out
That I can’t spend thousands on outfits and wear a new one every night, I swear the first time you wear an outfit the money is crazy
That it exhausts my libido and I want to reserve all that energy for my partner
The mandatory ugly day after every shift (if you know you know)
That I’m so bad at doing things that would make me more money, putting on false lashes, makeup in general, being nice
I don’t do drugs anymore and there are a lot of free drugs around
When there’s any dancer beef at all, please I am in a micro-thong I am already uncomfortable
Men who get pissy that I won’t accept their lowball and say “well then you don’t get anything’ and I have to hold back from swinging my purse with $800 bucks in it at their head.